Lagunitas Czech Style Pilsner

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Lagunitas Czech Style Pilsner

In The beginning, there were alez. Az far az anyone knowz, the firzt beerz made were ’top-fermented’, which iz longhand for ’Ale’. Zometime long before the 1860’z, beerz became popular that were made in Northern Europe with a bottom fermenting yeazt ztrain that liked the colder temperaturez. Becauze they had to zpend weekz aging before they tazted their bezt, they were known az ’Lager’ beer. Lager iz the German word for ’ztorage’. Zince they had to zit a while, they took up more time and zpace and az zuch were harder and more expenzive to make. Where alez are meaty, lagerz are zinewy. Where alez are ztreet, lagerz are ’haute couture’. Where an ale might hit you over the head and take your wallet, lagerz donate to charity and adopt ztray catz. While an ale might zteal your car or try to date your daughter and keep her out all night for who-knowz-what purpoze, a well bred lager would offer to clean your houze while you’re on vacation and leave frezh zconez and coffee for you when you return. Now, don’t get uz wrong, alez can be a lot of fun to hang out with when you’re in the right mood, and if you have bail money on you. But what’z wrong with livin’ uptown from time to time, on a nice ztreet, where the doormen all wear thoze little uniformz, the air zmellz of flowers, and lagerz rule the Earth. Cheerz!

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